It was terrible, Honey, I was driving on the road, so quietly, and then
a car overtakes me, FIUU!, and then another, FIUU!, and then other, FIUU!, when
the mobile just rings, RING, RING, RING!, I slow a little to answer and, at the
other side GUAU, GUAU, GUAU, MIAU, MIAU, a pet shop, wrong number, so I hung up
with a tachycardia not to be told, BUM, BUM, BUM!, non-stop, and I am with the
nerves on edge, when, suddenly, COF, COF, COF, an incredible cough, followed by
I don’t know how many ACHIS, ACHIS, ACHIS!, that made me close the eyes for a
moment and then CHAS, TRAS, PAF, ZAS!, when I open them, I am with the car
stamped against a traffic sign, dammit, why they put them in the middle, I try
to start the engine but it doesn’t do neither RUN, nor RAN!, so RING, RING, I
call the tow car, which comes along with an ambulance, NIII-NOOOO, NIII-NOOOO, does
it hurts you here AY!, does it hurt you there AY!, swallow this, GULP, GULP,
sign here, CHAS, CHAS, you may leave, I take a taxi, it gets into a traffic
jam, MEC!, MEC!, everybody honks, and my head about to explode, PUM, I get out
of the taxi with such bad luck that I slip, CATAPUN, I have a deplorable look,
and I will miss our date. Honey? CLONC!, she hung up.
Diagnostic: onomatopoeia, the sign created o imitate a natural sound.
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